Urbin Report

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Truth in advertising.

Randy at Cold Fury has some much more honest terms to replace "Gun Free Zone"


"Your Children Get Murdered Here Zone"

"“Israel Doesn’t Have This Problem Because Their Teachers Are Armed Zone"

"Victim Zone"

"Leave Your Gun At Home And Hope You Survive Zone"

"Rape Murder and Armed Robbery Zone"

"The Physically Strongest Brutes Survive Zone"

And in a nod to Fuckface;

“Free Fire Zone”