Urbin Report

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Good advice from Mad Mike

Mad Mike sounds off:

February 6th is Sarah Brady's birthday. I always celebrate by buying a gun. If the scrofulous troll wants me to stop buying guns, all she has to do is stop having birthdays.

The neat thing is, any gun works. Bolt action hunting rifles are secretly, "Highly accurate, telescopically sighted, military sniper assassin weapons" and the preferred choice of terrorists. Utility rifles are "Military style semiautomatic assault weapon of mass destruction Rambo killing machines" and the preferred choice of drug dealers. Cheap sidearms are "Saturday Night Specials" and the preferred choice of drug dealers. Expensive sidearms are "Military Assault Pistols" and are the preferred choice of mercenaries AND drug dealers (Got to love that!) Shotguns are used for "bloodsports" like putting food on the table, and are used for "gangland executions" of innocent recreationally medicated youths taking innocent strolls in your living room at 0300 with their tire iron, switchblade and Tec 9 collection.

BUY A GUN!

Then send a photo of yourself shooting it to Sarah Brady, along with a pack of smokes for her lung cancer--I believe she smokes Marlboros.