Urbin Report

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The Third Annual Horrible College-Student Poetry Competition

The Hatemonger's Quarterly brings us some truely bad college poetry.
My personal favorite from the entries (the fact that it's the shortest is a big factor) is:

“A baby seal walks into a club” by Mojo

A baby seal walks into a club
squealing and bleeding,
and orders a drink.
"Whadda ya want?" asks the neocon slavemaster
behind the boards
giving the baby seal a fishy look.
"SANCTUARY!" screams the baby seal
trying hard to look like Quasimodo
in a nice white fur coat.
But the bartender beat it to death
because he'd heard that joke before.
The murdering bastard.

HT to the Feisty Republican Whore