Urbin Report

Friday, July 01, 2005

The Cube Is In Your Corner!

The wait is over!

Oppressed workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia of our great American Motherland! The People’s Cube has finally risen over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the revolution, dispelling the right-wing darkness of the blogosphere! This day shall be known as the dawn of Gulagosphere. It shall become a state holiday, celebrated in centuries ahead by spontaneous street marches of correctly educated proletarians chanting Party-approved slogans, peacefully hurling bricks at occasional remnants of the bourgeoisie, and vigorously consuming quantities of inexpensive People’s Cube sugar beet vodka!

VISIT TO THE PEOPLE'S CUBE IS MANDATORY!

(Yes, I've cut and pasted it in toto from Communists for Kerry.)