As a resident of the People's Republic of Taxachusetts, I can sympathize with Liberty Snake when he writes about living in the People's Republik of Kalifornia:
Welcome to Kalifornia, where we are proud to offer you: a legislature that changes hands less than the Soviet Politburo; a special place called "San Fransisco" full of tree hugging military hating communists that cut down parking meters and plant flowers in them; Feinstien, the crazy senator who points loaded weapons at crowds (apparently trying prove that only SHE, in all of California, has the "gun training" required to own a firearm); a ban on guns based not on how deadly they shoot, but how spooky they look! Other wonders include, several million illegal immigrants (more than your state, we guarantee!), and because all of our money goes to free healthcare and education for illegals, a road system that just begs you to test your 4 wheel drive suv! It's the golden state all right. Come and pay your taxes in Kalifornia today! Just don't be a democrat (they got us in this mess in the first place) or our governator may terminate you! Paid for by the Coalition to get Kalifornia out of Debt.