Urbin Report

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Some fine quotes

...by Dennis Miller.

Initiatives banning same-sex marriages are on the ballots of 11 states, including such presidential battlegrounds as Arkansas, Ohio, Michigan and Oregon. By the way, how much do you have to love Arkansas to be gay and still want to live there?

Between leading questions, dishonest answers, partisan number crunching, and more unauthorized sampling than P. Diddy's recording studio, the average poll results have a margin of error larger than this morning's unemployment list in the Yankees' locker room.

A new educational cartoon features Daffy Duck setting his sights on the White House, making campaign promises such as a year-round rabbit hunting season. John Kerry immediately accused Daffy of making America less safe by going after rabbits instead of Osama bin Laden.